I mean really, the title says it all but man is it great to have baseball back. Like many Tribe fans, I have been incredibly depressed since game 7 and when I stop to think about it, I still get sad, but a clean sweep of the Rangers to start 2017 is just what the …
Interesting offseason so far which kinda resembles the Browns just tossing a deck of cards into the air and seeing what they pick up off the floor. Don’t hate all the moves, don’t like all the moves (keep TP Sr. assholes). But, a lot of people praising the Browns lately for what they just did …
Tom Brady is the GOAT. I think anyone who says differently may need their head checked. Brady made every throw when they needed it and continues to play at a ridiculous level that is just simply incredible to watch. Enough about Brady for now. Let us first discuss a few people who actually need their head checked. …
The Cleveland Browns have now gone a full 365 days since they won a football game. That includes preseason too. Our last win came at home on December 13th. 2015 against the lowly 49ers. Johnny Manziel (my dear friend) got the nod and though Austin Davis, Robert Griffin III, Josh McCown, and Cody Kessler have …
Let us first set the scene. I am currently writing this Friday afternoon, this article will not be published until Tuesday, mostly because who the hell is going to read this on Friday afternoon (who the hell is gonna read it Tuesday? Good question as well). Regardless, I am writing this while I watch humans …
Player Profile: Name: Pat Porter | Nickname: Portz | Sign: Gemini |Status: In a relationship Height: 6’0” | Weight: 215 | Current Team: Quad Cities River Bandits – Houston Astros Single A The Scoop: Porter was a standout athlete at Kenston High School just outside Cleveland in Chagrin Falls, Ohio. He lettered in Baseball and …
Pick reminder for tonight and Sunday games. Drew Brees in the house that Jerry built tonight. The only question is how many times will they pan to Jerry Jones coked out face and wrinkly turkey neck during the broadcast? I put the over under at 20. Apologies for missing last week. I was too busy … Continue reading
Pick reminder for tonight and Sunday games. Two virgins square off tonight – Aaron Rodgers and Russell Wilson – should be some good clean family fun! I am excited to announce Randy as our week 9 winner. As a fellow former Butler O-Linemen, Randy holds a special place in my heart. He too knows the pain … Continue reading
Pick reminder for tonight and Sunday games. Scamalamadingdong vs Rapeliesburger. Should actually be a decent game. The winning circle stays on the west coast as Grady pics up a dub from Santa Monica. First, something nice about our friend, the best way to describe his situation below the belt is with one word – hog. Congrats, … Continue reading
1-6 vs 1-7 tonight and we are in the point of the season where essentially every game sucks because basically 28 of the 32 teams suck. Here is a look at the match ups we have by record this week: 1-6 @ 1-7 | 3-4 @ 5-2 | 3-4 @ 5-2 | 3-4 @ 4-3-1 | 4-3 @ … Continue reading
Get your picks in for Dolphins vs Texans tomorrow night. Can anyone name one Dolphins player other than Ryan Tannehill? Because I can’t. I don’t care about this game at all. I will probably still watch in its entirety. Week 5 and a new face in the crowd BOFA (George) grabs a win. George’s ability to … Continue reading
Broncos – Cardinals, does anyone actually want to watch that game? I don’t. Reminder this week we have a London game, make sure you get picks in before the early start. Week 5 welcomes a fan favorite Pwamps to the winner’s circle. We already know Pwamps slings sandwiches for a living and we already know his morals … Continue reading
Pick reminder for tonight’s game between the Giants and the Eagles and all other games. Week 5 and we have a tragedy. Fuckboy Michelle Kwan won with 12 points. I finished with 11 and mysteriously picked against the Browns which was obviously not my intention. I would have won and all of you would have gotten to roast … Continue reading
Reminder to make your selections for tonight’s huge rivalry game between the Colts and the Pats which hasn’t actually been a rivalry since 2010 and was never even really a rivalry because the Colts are like 2-10 against Tom Brady BUT GET EXCITED ITS COLTS-PATS! Week four and my good friend Playoffbrownsareback (jeff) finally got a W … Continue reading
Reminder to make your selections for tonight’s battle between the Superbowl 52 Champions (Rams) and those assholes who ruined everyone’s ML Parlays last weekend (Vikings). Week three and we already have our first repeat winner as PGMF (Andrew) goes back to back winning via the tiebreaker! I blame this solely on Pwamps who could have won outright had … Continue reading
PAY ME! We have one left who is unpaid. You know who you are. Tomorrow my beloved Browns are showcased on thursday night football more on that in a minute, but get your picks in for that game and every other game Week two welcomes PGMF (Andrew) to the winners circle. New to Foblies, Drew wasted no … Continue reading
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